About Us

"The Staff"

The handful of us that work on the website and write various content. There are no official titles but the ones we make up and each meatbag listed here is special enough to make it to the category.

Blandzmaster Extraordinaire, Baron of Blandening

I'm no stranger to food. I eat almost on a daily basis, sometimes for enjoyment! I wear many hats here and keep my image a secret in case Flavortown citizens take it upon themselves to overseason my life with unneeded complications.

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Yep, they do "work" here. Though this is a genuine placeholder, the body that will fill this spot has to put in the image, description, and title they want. Otherwise Random Name Generator here we come!