Clickbait

These are short topics created by us that we are pretty sure would be clickbait items, if they had any actual evidence or attempt in driving site traffic. We aren't trying to get you to click for metrics but to get a good chuckle, maybe even a full laugh (we aren't holding our breath).

April 1st, 2022

  • Can burning bridges really effect your baking skills? The answer may surprise you. Tune into the 6 o'clock news at 11.

  • Can Lucky Charms' can spice up a bland love life? The answer is magically delicious!

  • April Fool's Day and Communism: How this seemingly prank-filled holiday has ties to Marxism ideals and getting you prepared for it!

  • Irish Spring: 15 tricks this staple soap can be used in ways you wouldn't expect. #3 and #7 will astound you!

  • Borscht is a PATRIOTIC cold soup?! Find out more!

March 23rd, 2022

  • Are pepper grinders secretly killing you at your favorite restaurants if you DON'T use them? Find out the shocking truth in our expose!

  • 10 unfiltered facts about Milk the Big Nut industry doesn't want you to know about. #2 will absolutely shock you!

  • How Hollywood's biggest names getting in shape by eating this ONE everyday staple. You won't believe the item!

  • Water versus Soup stock: Which is the right way and what you can do convert others from over-flavoring your favorite brothy meals!

  • Radiation: Is it just spicy air? 10 tips and tricks on how to properly 'nuke' your food (in a microwave) for that expert boost in flavor.

  • Steaks: Medium Rare and why you are wrong!

  • (Unsponsored) McCormick & Company: Viable seasonings or a sleeper agent for the Bourgeoisie?

  • How salt-free seasoning blends are killing the middle class and what you can do to stick it to Big Seasonings!

  • Is Walmart generic brand Montreal Chicken Seasoning working for Putin? Find out by subscribing to our newsletter!

  • Carne Asada Burritos: Can they really make America great again? The answer may surprise you!